Fucking Idiot Spray ~ 100% Natural Adults Protection

$15.00

If you are not politicly correct or you dont like any Sweary content, this product is probably not for you.

2 in stock

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Real Products ~ Inappropriate Names!!

Fucking Idiot Spray  ~ If you are not politicly correct or you dont like any Sweary content,

this product is probably not for you. 

THESE are BLOODY BRILLIANT & they REALLY DO WORK!!

(125 ML SPRAY BOTTLE, 250 ml available please ask if required).

Our customers have told us that they can already see some benefits

  • mentally and
  • physically from these wonderful, spiritual sprays

These products have are amazing aroma’s that can be used as a perfume that will long lasting

I am listing a few at a time (check out our other healing sprays and products).

Energy Protection from:

FUCKING IDIOT
•Fucking assholes
•Dumbasses
•Fuckwits
•Wankers
•Fucking pricks
•Stupid idiots
•Bastards
•Mongrels
•Dickheads
•Morons
•Shit for brains
•Fucking twat faces

These are made of all things fucking magical:

Moon Water ~

  • for centuries, cultures around the globe have used the moon in rituals for empowerment, cleansing and manifestation
  •  is an amplifier of energy
  • positive / negative
  •  of our sixth sense
  • Its energy is strongest on a full moon.
  • The moon has strong cleansing properties and opens our intuitive nature
  • we can benefit from its strength by harnessing its energy in moon water

Rock Salt ~

  •  helps protect and cleanse your Aura from negative energy.

Crystals~

  •  have their own unique energy vibrations that interact with, and influence our bodies own vibrational

energy field

  • highly intuitive to intentions
  • they are beautiful to have with you whilst you meditate

Essential Oils~

  •  are highly concentrated
  • natural plant-based aromatic compounds

Brilliant to use for ~

  •  emotional
  • wellness
  • and mindfulness purposes
  • Essential oils are produced by steam or water distillation from the!
  • leaves
  • wood
  • petals
  • buds
  • needles
  • bark
  • or roots of aromatic botanicals
  • The natural chemical composition and aroma of essential oils can provide valuable

psychological and physical therapeutic benefits

Flower Essence are~

  • individual essential oils
  • herbal extracts
  • capture the individual vibrational energy blueprint

through the flower part of the plant

  • Flower essences work by the principle of resonance within the subtle human energy field

which impacts one’s physical and emotional health

  • help to develop a higher level of intuition
  • self-esteem
  • spirituality
  • creativity
  • and fun

Dried Herbs~

 a natural element added to promote aroma, cleansing, detoxifying & purifying

If you are looking for a bit of Adult

  1. protection
  2. love to have a laugh

If you are a bit stresses out or you need a bit of protection, be like others and try this Fuck Off Spray out.

DIRECTIONS FOR USE

  • Mist over yourself as needed. (hold above head)
  • Mist your environment to clear spaces. (Home, work, etc.)
  • Spray over your bedding for a calmer sleep.
  • Store in a cool place out of direct sunlight.
  • NOT for consumption, TOPICAL use only!
  • Safe for all ages.

Our Fucking Idiot Spray & other  PRODUCTS ARE CREATED BY A QUALIFIED PRACTITIONER

If you would like to know what’s in them, please see each bottle.

  • Distilled moon water: Full Moon charged
  • Rock Salt: 100% Natural Rock Salt
  • Crystals: Black Obsidian OR Black Tourmaline
  • Essential Oils: Clary Sage, Frankincense & Peppermint
  • Flower Essence: Mountain Devil & Tall Mulla Mulla
  • Dried Herbs: Sage

Pick up is available from Long Gully (Bendigo) Victoria (Australia) or we are at the Bendigo Show Grounds Market most Sunday’s ~ please send us a message through to organize a time.

Enjoy your shopping experience with us 🙏

 

 

 

 

 

 

Additional information

Name of Scent

Fuck Right Off, Fucking Bitch, Fucking Idiot, Shut The Fuck Up