Sleep Fuck Off Sprays ~ Natural Adults Protection


If you are not politicly correct or you dont like any Sweary content, this product is probably not for you.

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Sleep Fuck Off Sprays ~ If you are not politicly correct or you dont like any Sweary content,

this product is probably not for you. 


Our sprays have been hand made to assist people with adult mental health and wellbeing.

Believing in yourself coupled with standing in your own power is super important in todays world~

above all, YOU ARE WORTH IT!!

(125 ML SPRAY BOTTLE, 250 ml available please ask if required).

Our customers have told us that they can already see some benefits

  • mentally and
  • physically from these wonderful, spiritual sprays

This products has an some amazing aroma’s that can be used as a perfume that will long lasting

Energy Protection from:

SLEEP “I Just Want Some Fucking Sleep”

This unique spray was created to help assist people who are experiencing…

Chronic worry or stress from:

  • Insomnia
  • Excess worry
  • Panic
  • Fear
  • Brain overload
  • Can’t switch off
  • Nightmares
  • Night Terrors

These are made of all things fucking magical:

Moon Water ~

  • for centuries, cultures around the globe have used the moon in rituals for empowerment, cleansing and manifestation
  •  is an amplifier of energy
  • positive / negative
  •  of our sixth sense
  • Its energy is strongest on a full moon.
  • The moon has strong cleansing properties and opens our intuitive nature
  • we can benefit from its strength by harnessing its energy in moon water

Rock Salt ~

  •  helps protect and cleanse your Aura from negative energy.


  •  have their own unique energy vibrations that interact with, and influence our bodies own vibrational

energy field

  • highly intuitive to intentions
  • they are beautiful to have with you whilst you meditate

Essential Oils~

  •  are highly concentrated
  • natural plant-based aromatic compounds

Brilliant to use for ~

  •  emotional
  • wellness
  • and mindfulness purposes
  • Essential oils are produced by steam or water distillation from the!
  • leaves
  • wood
  • petals
  • buds
  • needles
  • bark
  • or roots of aromatic botanicals
  • The natural chemical composition and aroma of essential oils can provide valuable

psychological and physical therapeutic benefits

Flower Essence are~

  • individual essential oils
  • herbal extracts
  • capture the individual vibrational energy blueprint

through the flower part of the plant

  • Flower essences work by the principle of resonance within the subtle human energy field

which impacts one’s physical and emotional health

  • help to develop a higher level of intuition
  • self-esteem
  • spirituality
  • creativity
  • and fun

Dried Herbs~

 a natural element added to promote aroma, cleansing, detoxifying & purifying

If you are looking for a bit of Adult

  1. protection
  2. love to have a laugh

If you are a bit stresses out or you need a bit of protection, be like others and try this Fuck Off Spray out.

  • Mist over yourself as needed. (hold above head)
  • Mist your environment to clear spaces. (Home, work, etc.)
  • Spray over your bedding for a calmer sleep.
  • Store in a cool place out of direct sunlight.
  • NOT for consumption, TOPICAL use only!
  • Safe for all ages.


If you would like to know what’s in them, please see descriptions below.

  • Distilled moon water: full moon charged
  • Rock Salt: 100% Natural Rock Salt
  • Crystals: Lepidolite
  • Essential Oils: Cedarwood, Clary Sage & Lavender
  • Flower Essence: Grey Spider Flower, Black-eyed Susan & Boronia
  • Dried Herbs: Lavender

Of course, people may need to smell and experience these products (not to mention others) so~

come and see us at the Bendigo Show Grounds Market most Sunday’s

please send us a message through to organize a time.

Pick up is available from Long Gully (Bendigo) Victoria (Australia)

Enjoy your shopping experience with us 🙏







Additional information

Weight .500 kg
Dimensions 20 × 15 × 11 cm
Name of Scent

Fuck Right Off, Fucking Bitch, Fucking Idiot, Shut The Fuck Up

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